The Malfoy Behind the Mask

▵ Danielle | Eighteen | America ▵
→ Dramione, Trobias, Harry Potter, aspiring writer.
→ Proud supporter of H Squared | Hamlet + Horatio.
☆ My wife.

 Sarcastic Dogs

▵ Draco | Seventeen | Malfoy Manor ▵
→ Engaged to Hermione Granger.
☆ Malfoy's the name, charming's the game. Chances are, I don't like you. Chances are, I never will.

When I was little my cousin told me that if you swallow gum it stays in your stomach for seven years and then when it finally makes its way through your stomach it gets stuck in your intestines and eventually it gets so backed up that your butt explodes and you die and so one time when I was like five I was with my grandmother in the car and we hit a pothole and I swallowed my gum and started crying and screamed something along the lines of,

“BUT I DON’T WANT TO DIE WHEN I TURN TWELVE.” 

And then I tried throwing it up but it didn’t work and I started panicking and tried calling 911.

This has been a true story.